This is why Andrew rocks.
He's got the solution to EVERY problem. I swear. Bacon Tofu? Who'd of thought of that?! Nobody but Andrew, that's who.
Bacon Tofu.
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Does that actualy exist? Is it like... Bacon? Or is it like, just tofu made to look like bacon. Does it taste like bacon?
Does it give the same bacon-related super powers to monkies?
Am I suppose to cook it? just like. Fry it?
Oh gawd, this solution isn't as straight forward as I once thought! I hope my monkey doesn't break out.
I hope my textbook is okay. My closet probably isn't that damaged, although I probably should of taken out more stuff before I chased the ape in there, but damnit, if a man can't rough it a bit and only have 5 pairs of socks while using his closet as a impromptu monkey cage, he isn't a man at all.
What?
posted by McAnerbot @ 10:26 PM
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4 Comments:
Well this post sure broke down quickly.
You got it all wrong. It's not bacon tofu, it's tofu bacon.
I know vegitarian bacon exists.
Maybe it's made out of tofu.
The point is to weaken the monkey damnit! I needed a food that a 300 pound ape would eat, but would fit under the crack of a door.
And not give it super strength.
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