Today has not been a good day.

Today has been a bad day.

A very bad day.

A day in which nothing goes right at all. Things that usually would of gone completely unnoticed in their unimportantness in the scheme of the day and figuring of the day's quality, also, went wrong. Frankly, I'm surprised I've kept on breathing. My heart has kept beating. Gravity hasn't spontaneously ceased to function. Et cetera.

I would describe this as the very worst possible day but for one thing.

It would leave no language forcible enough to describe tommorow.