Quoteth the Comic

Easily the most amusing comic that wasn't questionable content in awhile. It's a musical: Ripped brutally from and forced into what I believe to be the correct meter and rhyme from Overcompensating

Go. Read it. Now!

How will people know about
Our pills that cause erections?
If we advertise legit,
We'll end up living in corrections!

Pay no attention Betty,
To the websites that you visited.
The answer is to send mass e-mails
That are unsolicited!

They figured out our game, Jeffrey
They think we're just a scam!
Their software learns our language
and assassinates our spam!

I've got a plan, you understand,
to cir-cum-vent the 'bots!
Change "E" to three and "A" to "at"
and all the "Os" to aughts!

The underscores an' squiggly lines
Ehn't helpin what we're doin'.
All we wanna do is make 'em
Happy when they're screwin'.

There is one thing that all men fear,
from ath-a-letes to Trekkers...
We'll make 'em fear the ladies' sneers
And criticize their peckers!

It just ehn't workin' sellin' drugs
To easy-decieved loners.
Why won't they buy our magic pills
That give them massive boners?

Screw it; dudes will not respond
To derogatory comments.
Just make up words for subject lines
And assemble strings of nonsense.