Rules

Just a quick run down on the four simple rules (and one guideline) when anyone visits my house:

1) Thou shalt not spill thine beverage should thou have one, or spill another's through action or allow one to be spilled by inaction.
2) Thou shalt treat mine possessions how you treat thy own, if not better.
3) Thou shalt not enter the areas of mine parents or brother.
4) Thou shalt not do anything on the downstairs computer.
5) Thou shalt not tamper with the nature of causality.