Wednesday, November 16, 2005

Old Video Games? Whups.

Okay, so a few days ago the Nitsdawg (Longest unfixed type-o evar!) went on a bit (Eds: A lot) about video games. Now being Nits I'm sure he was listening to some crazy non-mainstream music at the time while he went on and on about all of the games (about 7 games or so) he played when he was younger. But he got me thinking.

I could do that! But unfortunately that would take approximatley forever to detail all the delicious videogaming I've done, on consoles and PC, so we'll move on to the slightly more topical (and shorter) sub-section of this thought.

Old video games rock.

Like all of my thoughts is a 100% true and accurate statement. Unfortunately, again like many of my thoughts, it is also incomplete. I mean, old video games rock, IN YOUR MIND. The problems crop up when you go back and play them. Now, I had this oppertunity in the last few days (right in the middle of midterms, awesome things in life have terrible timing I often find) because my parents cleaned out the attic in anticipation of getting a new roof ont he house, and lo. They found a BIG box full of software boxes. Many of them games. MANY OF THEM STILL CONTAINING THEIR SOFTWARE!!

WarCraft 2, 7th Guest, Privateer, Master of Orion (1 AND 2!), Civalization 1, and this game called Castles which had a version of its software on a 5.5" floppy (Eds: *smirk*) AND 3.5" floppy (Eds: *bigger smirk*) disks, which I remember as being "the shit" to play on the ol' P100.

Now, the thing is, I was all, "Sweet! Old video games!" and naturally picked one at random and installed MoO2. I'm glad I installed that first. I mean, I had good memories of it, but I also recall it being only 'okay'. Kinda fun a few times, but too easy on the easy difficulty and frighteningly difficult on the harder ones. But a playable game.

I installed MoO2, and I beat it. In about 3 hours. I realised that this game was REALLY dumb. Like, I've come to expect more from playing turn-based stratagy. The game is almost enitrley non-intuitive, and can you believe as a FEATURE of the second game, they included the oppertunity for a "random encounter" to come and ANNIHILATE ONE OF YOUR COLONIES with almost zero hope of survival early on in the game? Who thought of this, "I know, let's make this random encounter that, given enough bad luck, can make you lose regardless of how well you play!"

Aliens from another dimension? Super. I had 5 battleships, 4 destroyers, 17 frigates and 6 troop transports defending that system against 3 frigates of theirs... Lost every ship and didn't even kill a single one of them. Not that killing them has any benefit unless you get all of them.

Why am I glad I installed Master of Orion 2 first? Well, I'm considering NOT installing the others (definitely not 7th Guest. It is a puzzle game, only fun once anyway). I don't want modern reality to rain on my memories. I mean, what if I had installed Privateer? In my opinion THE FINEST splinter of the Wing Commander series (and superior to pretty much the enitre series, combined). What if THAT sucked. I had invested literally HUNDREDS of hours playing that game. What... if it sucked?

What would that mean?

Now, back to studying for the Quantum Mechanics midterm tommorow. Oops.

Saturday, November 12, 2005

Featuring:

Things that may or may not of happened today:

Jamieson bought pizza for me and Reuben of his own free will.
We watched Batman: The Movie. The classic late 1960's (non-)hit. What could of possibly been the best line: "Somedays you just can't get rid of a bomb." - Batman
The best Riddler riddle: "What weighs 6 ounces, lives in a tree and is very dangerous?" OBVIOUSLY a sparrow with a machine gun.
Found Jamieson's very poorly concealed pornography on his computer.
Found Jamieson's Mom's very poorly concealed pornography on her computer. (kinky!)
Played pool with Reub, Caitlin and Jamieson. I won every 4-person teams game. (the stupid 3 person game? So doesn't count.)


Can you guess which didn't happen?
CAN YOU?!

(in other news. I hate you, I hate you, I hate you.)

How to blog:

How to leave your comfort zone in one easy MSN conversation!

For detail inquire withi-FUCKING NOWHERE. This is MY comfort zone you bitches. And you aren't allowed in! (I mean "bitches" in the unisex non-sexist way).



The important question is:
Do I like where I am in life? What I have in life?
nothing
Is it... So bad? So good? Necessary?


This isn't funny at all.

Steep bends and sharp curves. That's what they said. Say. Are. Yes.

I worry that I have misrepresented myself. I think that because she was surprised when I swore, once, abbreviated, in an MSN conversation? If I had a better memory I'd go back over everything I've ever said and done in front of her and search. Would I of done things different. Do I swear a lot?

What the HELL DOES THAT MEAN ANYWAY?

Blogging because when you are lost and confused, it is best to make other as many other people confused as possible.

Monday, November 07, 2005

Posted so improbably fast!

Mark
Ever notice how daft Punk makes everything better?
Andrew
yes and no
Andrew
I didn't get the music video
Andrew
witht the dog
Mark
you didn't get it?! Foolio
Andrew
why would a dog walk around with a radio?
Mark
because he's a metaphor?
Andrew
fuck man
Andrew
you're a metaphor
Mark
i am NOT
Mark
wait. Am I?
Mark
What am I a metaphor for?
Andrew
evil, of course
Mark
I am a shitty metaphor



I am now seriously concerned that I am a metaphor for something. I would HATE to be a metaphor for anything, except for awesomeness. I mean, people would always be looking for deeper meanings while I would go blissfully unfufilled because I am a BLOODY METAPHOR!

What a lousy existance. To be a metaphor. Holden Caulfield must hate himself. If he was't just a metaphor. A metaphor for SUCK.